Betting 101: The Rules of Blip Blap Plays (If you don’t like them, get the Fuck Out!)
Rule No. 1: UPSETS HAPPEN, LIVE WITH IT! (I.E. 2011 Jags 12 vs. Ravens 7; 2012 Cardinals 20 @ Pats 18; 2013 Rams 38 @ Colts 8.
Rule No2: Our job is to help you A.) Avoid Upsets B.) Pick the ensuing upsets, and C.) Minimize your risk by selecting the best quality plays possible.
Rule No. 3: See Rule Number 1.
Rule No. 4: We will lose, at times! No handicapper is 100%. If you’re pissed, because you’ve lost, and want to post it all over the internet, get the fuck off our site. Our goal is to pick 65% winners or greater, over a one year time span, and make you as much money as possible. We’ll go 8 – 1 some days. We’ll go 2 – 6 other days. Be realistic, and be prepared for ups and downs.
Rule No. 5: We pick what we want to pick. Some days there may be 6 picks, some days there may be no picks. We do this to give you the best to chance to win, with the highest quality games possible, that day. Yes, that’s right, some games are that hard to pick, that they should not be picked at all, in our opinion. If you have to bet the 11:00, 3:00, 6:00, 9:00, and Midnight games, every College Football Saturday, get the fuck off our site and call Gamblers’ Anonymous.
Rule No. 6: “Know Thyself”. We know the three major American Sports: Basketball, Baseball, & Football. These are the picks you will receive, and as stated above, we reserve the right not to pick on certain days. If you want obscure soccer, hockey, golf picks etc. get off our site and find another handicapper.
Rule No.7: Don’t ask us how many units to bet. Our job is to eliminate your picking risk, not bankroll management. Bet within your means, do not bet more than you can afford to lose. We’re here to keep this simple, and provide you with winning picks, no more, no less.
Rule No. 8: Don’t ask us about odds. Our picks are here to help you win. Our sole goal is winning percentage. If you don’t like the fact that our pick is – 220, or it’s +300, don’t follow it. As long as you win, we don’t give a shit what the odds are.
Rule No. 9: We don’t recommend Parlays, IF’s, & Round Robin bets. If you choose to take our picks and put them in such a format, buyer beware, these picks are picked in a straight up, win or lose format.
Rule No. 10: Have fun, and let’s make some money!